Saturday, March 29, 2008

Lighter Side

How about a few god jokes? Mel Brooks is the king here.

I love this from History of the World Part I:

Comicus: The Christians are so poor...
Swiftus: How poor are they?
Comicus: Thank you. They are so poor... That they only have one God.
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.

And a great prayer from Blazing Saddles:
O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?

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