Sunday, July 18, 2010

Faith-based Fitness

This is probably one of the most ridiculous things I've seen in quite some time.  I just found a faith-based fitness program.  And as they say, you can combine your desire for fitness with your love for the lord into the perfect fitness program.  And they even go so far as to say "You have great workouts, a great meal plan, and the lord on your side.  That's a winning combination."

So as it turns out that's why America is so fat because when they go to the gym they're not taking the lord with them.  It has nothing to do with the fact that they're not working out effectively, or that they're stuffing their faces with fastfood as soon as they leave.  The problem is that they aren't glorifying god while they do sit-ups.

What a fucking joke.  Religion is a placebo that they convince you you need before anything you do will be successful.  Can't manage to drop those extra pounds?  You need god.  Can't get that promotion at work?  God can help.  Can't seem to make an A in physics?  Forget study, turn to the lord.  Wanna become a hot rapper singing about fucking dozens of girls and killing cops?  God can help you with that. 


Anyway, here's the link.  Be sure to watch the video.