Thursday, April 3, 2008

I Bitch, Therefore I Am

God has prevented me from posting lately because of those damn gays and abortionists. He also made a bird poop on my car. Man, those gay people and family doctors piss me off. See what they made God do?

Or, perhaps I've just been busy. Either way, I'll get back on the ball sooner or later.

Oh, a coworker gave me one of those little church booklets today. I haven't read it yet. Something about "the greatest gift". I'm sure there's a lot of Jesus death in it. I wonder if it'll be the good-person-burns-in-hell types or something more endearing? I haven't thrown it away yet thinking I may make fun of it here, but I'm not in the mood to open it now.

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