Article of the Day: Reasons to Become an Atheist

Uncyclopedia article on Reasons to become an atheist, including:

...you'll get to believe this stuff!
...you'll have a worldview that is scientifically supported by scientific science! Scientifically!!
...you'll get to believe that fishes can have monkey eggs!
...that there isn't a omniscient God that loves us yet creates some of us knowing we will fail him and go to Hell for eternity. Is that Love? Who wrote this shit?

I love the warning: "This page may contain blasphemy. You can help it by burning in Hades."