AOTD: Chris Hitchens to Cream in Pants

This is the stuff upon which Pulitzer-winning media is based. No, no, but I did love the title, and article: Hitchens: "I Might Orgasm In My Trousers" Over Fall Of Bill Clinton

I don't necessarily have anything against Clinton - I haven't looked into it - and I rather like Obama. But anyway, there you have it.